You may have seen if you follow me on Instagram that after wrapping up the solar panel install, I pumped up our inflatable paddle board for the first time.
For a while now, I’ve been seeing all these pictures of people paddle boarding off into the sunset, or with their dog, or doing yoga on the damn thing.
It’s all crap, I tell you.
I hopped on the thing and instantly became a wave pool generating side-to-side seesaw. It’s an absolute miracle that I didn’t fall in the water, but really it’s only because I dropped down on my knees before the paddle board knew what hit it.
So I waddled my way over to the side of the boat and stood up while holding on the boat. I thought it would be a good training wheel sort of thing. Yea. Paddle boarding is going to take a little more practice.
You should be proud of me that I did get up the nerve to paddle down to the marina restaurant and back, though. On my knees of course.
And all you people calling for video? Nope. Not this time.